(BFG) Da Squig Pak

[marell le fou]

ANd this could interest you. Not same talent but...

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[Gun_wun]

Reactors and the bottom point of the moon? I don't quite understand Boss.  If yer talking about the inside top of the bottom of the moon its been gutted out.  I'z had ta makes room fer Grot town.  Ummm which big gun? We'z gots a lot of gunz boss...

[Blindhorizon]

I think he may be referring to the underside of the moon, and the engines look incomplete. Looks good with all the extra targets dangling from it.

[Gun_wun]

Ahhhhhh Dat could makes since Boss Blind.  Dats cause we'z haven't got da boyz working on dem parts yet.  Rights now I'z juz started on Grot Town n den will Double Back (a gut Axe Tactic dare, don't be tell-in now).  I has ta jump around a lot as different parts of dis Krooser talks ta me.  Lotz ta be done yet.  More targets fer ya ta shoot at?  Haven't ya learned dat we'z gotz more targets dan ya got shootas yet?  You might get wun of us, two of us but dare is always more see.  Pretty soon yer ships will be a burn-in n wot not and yer Big Emperor Boss Gitz gonna be saying where did day alls come from.  Too many Boss too many.  We'z come-in fer ya so start shoot-in.  Besides you'll juz get dem Goff Boyz first n day likes it dat way.

[marell le fou]

Sorry, i'm only an humble french squat. Black Speach is not my native language

ANyway, yes, i suppose it was this part of the crescent i was talking about. So not yet customised. Good. Your lads still have job but they do splendid things.

Whipe them again, they deserve it as a reward. We need more advances.

[Gun_wun]

No worries dare Boss Le Fou, your Squat tongue is always welcome in our kitchen.  Well I means............. I'z juz real thankful for your feedback.  Good deal about da Crescent.  I plan on get-in da Boyz on it soon.  Juz lotz ta do an no time ta do it in.  We'z got dis big project going on ere at da Squig Bunker n lotz a Squigs dat need tending too.  Prep-in fer war has ta come afta all of da ova stuff getz done.  An it sounds like ya know all abouts dealing wif da lil Snots.  If I had da time I once had I'd be knocking stuff out.  Dis day it's more of a wee bit ere and a wee bit dare.  Sooner or latter I'll getz it done, fer now I'z juz a heap of a big happy when I getz ta sneak away to me Mek Shak n dream da dream.

[marell le fou]

Having a look at this so nice piece again, i would say keep in mind that the crescent look must be kept. I mean maybe do not add stuff until the shape is not seen anymore. The tips of the crescent must remain clearly seen i think. As it is now.

[Gun_wun]

Rodger Dat Boss Le Fou.  I really needs ta watch me self see; cause I'z juz starts a buld-in n cants stop me self.  Deeper n deeper I'z getz until I'z lost in me build.  It's like dat time we went a loot-in on dat Big Hulk dem Kommando Boyz found.  Real, real easy to getz all a turned round like.  So yes, I'z real aware and try-in real hard ta not loose da Crescent.  Besides if I did I'z pretty sure dem long toofed Yella Gits would start stomp-in dare fancy boots and start whining abouts pulling out dare share of teef from dis big investment. Waaaghs aint cheep ya know! So if dat happens den I'z real sure dat would be bad fer me............... 

[Gun_wun]

So if ya knows any-fing about dis ere Project den you knows; I too busy of a Grot ta be build in dis ere fleet.  Problem is I don’t dare say no to it!  Day calls ta me, it surly is "Da Madness". Da good news is Iz making progress!  I looks out at all of da ships floating about.  Iz gotz ta smile.  Dis ere wagggh is getting bigga n bigga.  Dem Emperior Gitz is gonna be in fer a big shaking up when we’z pop out of da warp in dare fancy neighborhood!  Ok den enough of me banter (you’d fink I was talking wif a Nob or some-fing) let’s get to da goods………….



“Da Dakka Town” is dry docked right now, so it’s sort of a mess ta looks at.  Not much is really in place.  Iz juz wanted to show ya “Grot town” so kind of juz ignores da rest of me build.  Oh an don’ts be worrying dare Boss Le Fou I promise on a heap of slow cooked shroom pie with pansy ear topping dat I won’t loose da Creasent shape.  I’z going ta put on some side plates dat will betta define da shape of  Da Creasent, an den even gives it a yellow paint job (fer a nice contrast) see.  Ok den, “Grot Town”.  Dis is da spot of da prow where a heap of da boyz calls home.  It’z a pretty good ridding spot especially if ya can stomach dem Goff Boyz.  Dem Goffs always be liking da best spots fer get-in stuck in furst see ( good in a fight, but none too bright).  Fink abouts it fer a second……..  Being a Bad Moon ship, ya really fink dem Yellow Gits is gonna smash dare pretty cresent ship in ta some-fing.  Naaa, day is gonna sit backs n shoot dem fancy shootas, and launch dare pretty fightas.  Ya see I knows dese fings.  Dem Goffs just a wishing and fink-ing day is gonna get stuck in furst.  Although watching dem Boyz all dressed in black wif dare smashey smashers practicing loading up on dem boarding torps over n over makes dis Git smile; like having a mouth full of bubble gum squigs!  Now who knows perhaps dem Goff aint as dense as me finks?  Now day is not da only clan dat call dat space home.  We’z got some clans dat is dedicated ta working dem port an starboard shootas an in da lower decks dare will be dem torp tubes I was yaking abouts.  We’z also got a healthy dose of dem Evil Sunz boyz dat keep every-fing going an make extra sure dem torps can cross da big empty real fast like.  Den dare is dem Blue Gitz.  They is never far aways, always gots dare hands in some-fing.  Watch yer grubbins or ya may be trading a good stack of teef ta gets yer stuff back.  Day can be trouble but at da same time day is real good at coming up wif grubbins dat ya don’t ask where day comes from.  It’s a real maze of chambers and twisty halls.  Oh n every crawl space and hole has more Grots dan wun can count.  Now we'z not even going ta mention da endless amounts of Snots all tip toeing abouts.  Dis is where dem smelly Snake Bite boyz earn dare keep.  Dem Grotz  is da true workers and keep dis ship going an well dem Snake Bite boyz keep dem Grots in da Know whots. Ya, day can be a little strange wif all their rituals and glyph chanting but we needs dem Grots playing at da top of dare game.  Oh speaking of holding dis ship together Iz almost forgots about me clan! Ya, dare is da Axes; dese Gitz are around too, mostly enforcing da Big Bosses wants. Ya see da Big Boss has this order to fings and iz boyz makes sure dat no Git forgets dat e sits at da biggest helm around dese parts.  Ok, ok, I’m rambling again…………………….



A closer shot of “Grot Town”  I’ll shows ya da ova side latters.  “Grot Town” needs a wee bit of cleaning up, but I’z finking dis part of da jobs about a good-un.  Ok, don’t be tell-in no git about da fings Iz showing ya.

[Gun_wun]

Ok, ok………………. Juz pour another cup of dat dare warm Squig brew and I’ll show ya a wee bit more.  But remember no yaking of yer lips or Iz will send some wun ta collect dem and put dem in a jar fer gobbling on latters.  Ok den.  Next up Iz gotz ta tell ya about what Da Bosses Sneeky Gitz came across awhiles back.  Ya see day waz checking out places and looking fer material fer all of da buildas.  Times has been a bit lean as dare aint been no good fight-in. Da boyz is getting sort of antsy an we’z gotz a lot of boyz all gathered up in wun place rights now..  Da Boss is real patient like, but he’s got to keep all of da clans together and most of da ova gitz aint so patient.  If day gotz material ta build, squabble ova and have competitions ova den dat will keep dare minds occupied.  Fer a bit at least.  Ya see dare is no-fing worse dan a Boy wif nothing ta do.  Soooooo at any rate our Recon Boyz is looking fer stuff ta scavenge or Gitz ta scrap wif an comes across dis asteroid field dat juz sort of slipped out of da warp one day.  Day is say-in dare is all dese roks an we should be sending ships ta come an round some up fer tunneling in an building on.  Da Big boss sayz wez needs ta go and get a close up looks see.  Ok den I sayz.  So we’z getz outz in dis ere big rok field.  Dare is big Roks an little Roks, fat wuns an weedy wuns.  Den I ere da Boss say “Dat Wun…………….”  Now Da Boss is a cunning sort of Git, but me iz real clear wif out me help is work-ey stuff might not be so smart like.  So I smile an grin as e is always right and Iz takes a look see at what e is spying.  “OOOOhhhhhh” (I rub me hands together.)  Dat Rok must be a gift from Mork an looks dare not to be out done dat must be a gift from Gork.  We’z hit da big heap!



Dese three are da wuns dat were waiting fer us in dat dare rock field.  Da middle wun I’z been fiddling wif (Da Oggly Eye).  Da ova two will need some love, but what better place to end up fer some fine look-in Roks dan da middle of dis ere growing Waaagh.  So we rounds dem up and drags dem home.  Da next fing ya know it’s hamma an burner time. Drill-in an digging an a heap of figuring.  Ahhhhhhh da sounds of happy boyz again.  Shoot wun of does Roks even had a few nasty bitting fings living on it.  Dem boyz so happy now day is buggy racing and grot rocket launching afta work shifts again.  Life is good fer now, but me is worried dat if we’z don’t find us a good scrap soon day is going to get da itch again..  Ok let me show ya a closer peek.



So dis wun as gotz most of its engines now.  Ya know it’s always a work in progress around dese parts, but I have to say I likes it.  Dis big ol gift from Gork calls out ta me.  I’z got lotz of work ta be do-in yet, but again it warms me little black heart.  Ya can’t see da helm bit due ta da rock dat is in da way but I fink it looks real propa like sitting dare.  Da ova bits are juz dare fer scale.  I wanted to get a feel fer what I could use.  So now it time ta start out fitting dis Rok and make sure it become the propa killing machine Gork intended it ta be.



Ok da boyz ave been a hammer-in on da front of dis ere beast of late.  Day gotz dem self a ram-in plate and some propra teef.  Oh an some eavy Shootas ta boot.  Getting closer………………  Sorry fer da bad pic, you can’t see Da Suppa Shoota on da top deck so well.  It’s a big-un fer sure an is gonna leave some propra holes in dem ova gits ships.



Dis ere wun is taking shape.  I fink it looks juz like wun of dem nasty squigs wun finds mess-in around in old rotting shroom stocks.  Da big gunz is juz sitting dare rights now.  I’ll fix um up right when Iz getz back on dem.  Day is gonna need a shak as it’s goning ta take a lot of boyz ta make sure day is doin dare job propra.  Iz finking I need ta do another carving run on dis Rok too (ahhhh da job is never done).  I fink da Big boss is gonna be a happy Git fer a change.  Ok dare is more to show ya, but dis iz me fer now.  I hope ya likes wot yer seeing and it’s gets ya building yer builds too.  Dis way ya can links up wif us and we can all ava a big party in day Emperors back yard!  As always comments, criticism n wot not is always welcome and helpful.   

[marell le fou]

YEAAH ! I like this barge !

The general aspect is totaly weired. Very orky !

Keep on going. It will be a fantastic fleet.

[Gun_wun]

Totally weird, I'll take that as a compliment! I'm assuming you're talking about me Roks.  They are just sort of building them selves and well I'm just sort of a participant in the project.  Funny how things take on a life of their own.

[marell le fou]

Your table will really look totaly orkish. I long to see everything painted.

[Gun_wun]

Me too..........  Much to do, but Da good news is Dis Git up in "Sac Town" showed me hows ta pour da resin.  So production is speeding up.  Da bad news is now that I see I can do it, I had to build me more shaks n shootas!

[Gun_wun]

 Da Boyz has been working ard and fixed up dis new grill fer dis ere Rok.  As Iz looks at it Iz finking dat dem rivets is a bit too big.  Iz finking dat Iz gonna give it’s a cut-in and try again.  Speaking of trying again I also fink-ing dat Iz needs ta cuts off dat green stuff plate and take a second shot at it.  I likes da idea, an da look itz juz dat piece didn’t turn out quit right.  So a little forward a little backwards. But hey Boss we’z move-in all da same!  Dis ere Rok is taking on a life an is whispering to me mind when Iz bussy doing ova fings (like tending to da Squig Hounds).  At any rate some-fing ta shows ya Gits fer a wee bit of Christmas cheer.



Dat Gob is juz sitting dare right now.  It will fit tighter when I’z puts da glue to it.  I likes da feel of it, reminds me of me dear ol mom at grubbing time! 



Ere is a Port view fer ya.  Dare is a uge shoota on da underside dat needs some major work.  I need to add some more styrefome and carve a bit so da angle is propra.  Den I can start working da work-e parts.  I know you Imperial Gits finking “It’s a Ork ship, so why does it matter?”  Well we’z not dem dim witted get stuck in type of boyz ere, see…….  We’z Blood Axes an dat means we knows dat a shoota dat don’t shoot straight aint worf da teef ya pait fer it.



Ok an da ova side.  It is Christmas afta all………………..  Not too much to say ere.  Da engines haven’t been worked ova yet.  Day is jus dare so I’z know where day is supposed ta go.  Da Rok still needs a wee bit more carving and den da fun part begins.  Yep dats out fitting it wif shootas, shaks an whot have ya.  I’z call-in dis ere ship “Da Smash Mouth” an if ya finds yer pretty ships not paying close attention den ya will know why da boyz call it dat!  Thanks fer taking da time to check out dis Gits stuff and any comments, criticism or know whots is always is a big help.