Oi, Nicky-boy or whatever yer name is! Yes, you, the lardy one who could easily lose a few pounds!
Send me:
2 units of Dwarf pikes (Dogs of War army)
2 units of Dwarf crossbows (Dogs of War army)
2 units of Hobgoblin Chariots (Hobgoblin army)
or we'll be having words the next time you and the elves roll into town, OK pal?!

Actually I'm pretty sure the kids have got me the above, being as I dropped a rather massive hint in the form of an email to them all a few weeks back, coupled with an appropriately sized box arriving from Magister Militum the other day, addressed to SWMBO.
